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Good evening ladies and gentleman my name is Ezithau.

The details of my life are quite inconsequencial.

My father was a relentlesly self humorous fish troll maker with low grade worksmanship.

My mother was a tax worker for the government with much hairgrowth.

My father would party, he would drink and make outragous claims like he beat the world at golf, sometimes he would accuse VCR's of being intelligent, the sort of general mallais that only the genious posess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers on a small island, puffin hunting lessons, in the spring we competed who would get the first headwound. When I was insolent I would be placed on my fathers lap and spanked. Pretty standard really. At the age of 6 I got my first 10 stitches accross the forehead, there really is nothing like a golfclub to the head to make you straigthen up.

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